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How Does a Person Decide Who to Marry?
"You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tailsmeans you try the next one." Kally, age 9

"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like ifyou like sports, she should like it that you like sports, andshe should keep the chips and dip coming." Allan, age 10

"No person really decides before they grow up who they're goingto marry. God decides it all way before, and you got to findout later who you're stuck with." Kirsten, age 10


Concerning the Proper Age to Get Married

"Twenty-three is the best age because you know the personFOREVER by then!" Cam, age 10"

No age is good to get married at.... You got to be a fool toget married!" Freddie, age 6

How Can a Stranger Tell if Two People are Married?"

Married people usually look happy to talk to other people."Eddie, age 6

"You might have to guess based on whether they seem to beyelling at the same kids." Derrick, age 8

What Do You Think Your Mom and Dad Have in Common?

"Both don't want no more kids." Lori, age 8

What Do Most People Do on a Date?"

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get toknow each other. Even boys have somethingto say if you listenlong enough." Lynnette, age 8

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and thatusually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."Martin, age 10

What the Children Would Do on a First Date That Was TurningSour

"I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all thenewspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the deadcolumns." Craig, age 9

When is It Okay to Kiss Someone?

"When they're rich!" Pam, age 7

"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want tomess with that." Curt, age 7

"The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you shouldmarry them and have kids with them.... It's the right thing todo." Howard, age 8

The Great Debate: Is It Better to Be Single or Married?

"I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing ...I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to beall grossed out!" Theodore, age 8

"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys needsomebody to clean up after them!" Anita, age 9

"Single is better ... for the simple reason that I wouldn'twant to change no diapers... Of course, if I did get married,I'd figure something out. I'd just phone my mother and haveher come over for some coffee and diaper-changing." Kirsten,age 10

What Advice Do You Have for a Young Couple About to Be Married?

"The first thing I'd say to them is: 'Listen up, youngins ... Igot something to say to you. Why in the heck do you wanna getmarried, anyway?'" Craig, age 9

What Promises Do a Man and a Woman Make When They Get Married?

"A man and a woman promise to go through sickness and illnessand diseases together." Marlon, age 10

How to Make a Marriage Work.

"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like atruck!" Ricky, age 7

"If you want to last with your man, you should wear a lot ofsexy clothes.... Especially underwear that is red and maybe hasa few diamonds on it." Lori, age 8

Getting Married for a Second Time?

"Most men are brainless, so you might have to try more than oneto find a live one." Angie L., age 10

How Would the World Be Different if People Didn't Get Married?

"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?"Kelvin, age 8

"You can be sure of one thing - the boys would come chasingafter us just the same as they do now!" Roberta, age 7